If you could be any animal, what would you be?

This question always strikes me as ludicrous because in my mind there is only one good answer. If you are a guy and you could be any animal, you would obviously want to be a race horse who wins the Triple Crown (or at least 2 out of 3 of the races). Any other answer is retarded. Think about it.....

From birth people are always cleaning up after you all the time

You start off as like a 2 year old training for races, which is mostly jogging and stuff.

You race like once every 2 weeks for a little over a mile. When you get done you get to munch on a giant oat bag.

Finally you are 3 and can race in the big races. So you run faster than your buddies for like 2 minutes on 3 separate Saturdays and you are the champ. Everyone thinks you are a god.

Once you win these 3 races you do a little more racing, for the summer and then you RETIRE....AT 3 YEARS OLD. Since horses live to be like 10-12 this means that these bastards get to retire at the human equivalent of 20 years old.

Once you retire they build you a sweet ass stable to hang out in, and you just munch on oat bags all day, and hang out. You get to just run around whenever you want and do whatever you feel like. People come to take pictures.

For the rest of your life other horse owners bring their Fillies over to have sex with you, AND THEY PAY YOU!!!

So basically you are a gigalo the rest of your life, and I am sure only getting the best and hottest horses out there for just a total of 6 minutes of good work for your life. I guess the only down side of life is you have somewhat crappy food.

So next time someone asks you what animal you'd like to be, "Triple Crown Winning Horse" is the only answer.